The most obnoxious job ad in the world.

Are you fast, progressive, and not a total ****?
Then you may consider replying to a job advert for a chef at a new restaurant in Clarkson, Glasgow, Scotland.

Then again, maybe not.
You see, the obnoxious job ad which was placed on Gumtree  warns “the money is sh*t”, the kitchen is the “size of a closet” and anyone who is unfortunate enough to apply for the role with a cover letter featuring standard business cliches such as team player will cause the the advertiser to “stab myself in the face with a pencil.”
The boss? Well he’s just “only a d***head for the first three years you know me. After that I’m a total sweetheart.”
We have a feeling a number of chefs will be reading it and thinking this doesn’t sound so bad compared to what they put up with.
If so, well sorry, you can’t apply for it anyway. The ad has now been taken down.